I was reading Shakespeare's Macbeth on my seventeenth Valentines day single. Valentine's day is a good day to show someone you love affection, but for the average single indvidual it's a wonderful chance to stuff your face with candy. I had the pleasure of recieve lots of candy grams from guys in IGA.
I found some interesting pick-up line that I would like to share with you.
Enjoy(:
1. Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have really weirdly-shaped pants?
2. You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces, just like a Whitman's Sampler.
3. When I look at you, I see more stars than are in that Valentine's Day movie.
4. A date with me would be at least marginally better than eating bag after bag of those weirdly chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
5. You never make me watch reality dating shows. I think I love you.
6. I choo-choo-choose you.
7. You, me, and 20 awesome cat videos. Whaddya say?
8. You smell much better than my cousin. We should go out!
9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together...mostly because things would be easier if vowels were in closer proximity to each other.
10. You've stolen my heart. Literally. Blood...loss...[passes out]
11. You've got long hair, so you're a) a girl or b) a dude who loves metal. Either way, let's get this Valentine's party started.
12. This annual human affection ritual is of interest to my speci—uh, "me." Let the mating and mutual consumption of each other's eye orbs commence.
13. You're a cool cation. We should bond. Ionically, that is.
14. Let's celebrate the holiday! You should come over, hang out, and let me chew on your face in the good way.
15. I'm a vampire and we just met, so we can't actually, you know, do much. On the upside, I can glower annoyingly and watch you while you sleep. Be my Valentine?
Love,
Kirstie.
P.s. I appoligize for the tardines of this post...
I am trying to out post my mom. xD
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